I don't quit.
I suck at consistency. Finishing my shit might take me a helluva lot longer than it should. I'm an asshole. And to top it all off (or perhaps to offer an explanation) I have multiple personalities (Dissociative Identity Disorder), so I tend to drop off the map without warning from time to time. I'm a really shitty friend (read the previous sentence again). But I. Do. Not. Fucking. Quit.
So here I am, with a brand-spanking-new shiny thing. Every week (assuming all my alters are in agreement, Idk, we'll have to wait and see), I'll do a tarot reading with my second-birthday gift from my good buddy R.A. Williamson: a brand new Hoodoo tarot deck. (Thanks, Ry!) It's research for The Ballad of Zarahemla Two Crows, which you absolutely should read. Go. Now. Forget about this. That's more important. Come back if you want. I'll probably still be here. Maybe.
Oh, you're still here? Or maybe you came back? Idk. Either way, YAY!
So, I plan to post a new "character" tarot reading every week. Probably on Thursdays. Ooh, yeah. I like that. I can call it Tarot Thursday. No. Tarot Tuesday sounds better. Okay, yeah. Let's go with that. Tarot Tuesday. OMG! That reminds me. My friend A.T. [name redacted to protect one of my beloved deviants] (the BEST #1 fan ever!) does Tutu Thursday, and I fucking love it. So, yeah, Thursday is a no-go. That's TUTU day. Tuesday is TAROT day.
Now I have THREE days of the week to look forward to! Muah, hah, haaaaa (Read that in the voice of Count Trackula or some shit. IDK. I did, and liked it. YMMV.)
The third Day I Look Forward to For a Specific Reason is Alex and Pam Nader's Weekly Wasted Word forum. I suck at consistency but they, on the other hand, have been putting out. Awww yeah. Ugh, why do I always sound so dirty? Anyway, check out that forum every Monday for a new, pressure-free writing prompt. My prompts are full of pressure. You never know when you'll get another chance, so you gotta hit it while it's hot. [Really, Jess? Fuck you. Puns are life, and innuendos are just dirty puns. Deal with it, biyatch! Deuces.]
So, that's the gist of it. I post a new Tarot reading every Tuesday (alters willing), and you write whatever you're compelled to write.
Bonus: I'm a fan of Easter Egg Hunts and Giveaways. Want to play a game? Sure you do. If I hide eggs, they'll be in Two Crows's story or at the Weekly Wasted Word forum, and I'll let you know they're there (and what the prize is or prizes are if you collect them all).
Happy hunting, my beloved deviants.
With all our love from a safe and respectable distance (always, not especially for COVID-19),
Jess, Jessica, West1Jess, Miss Paige, Goddess of Chaos, and Kinky Pirate
Jess is currently pursuing a state of self-induced psychosis (reading, writing, or editing).