*Note: This post is intended for mature audiences. Well, not necessarily mature, but for folks 18 and older.*
In the middle of writing an erotic scene, at the best part, I get a text from my mom. I feel like I’ve been caught doing something dirty. It’s like that awkward moment when your mom walks into the bathroom before she realizes you’re too old for that shit anymore.
She’s all like, “Um, what are you doing?”
And you’re all like, “I’m washing my hair, what’s it look like I’m doing? Jeez, Mom, ever heard of knocking?”