Menu

The Art of Getting Some

​Readers, pervert, get your head out of the gutter. Although, to be fair, I guess I could have titled the article The Art of Getting Readers to avoid confusion, but where’s the fun in that?Anyway, so you wrote something and you edited something and after all the bleeding and crying you’ve done to get this […]

Something Wicked This Way Comes

Once upon a time, there was this creepy kid named Macey. I know it sounds like I’m being mean, but seriously, if you took one look at this kid, you’d have agreed. I mean, it wasn’t some obvious disfigurement. I’m not a total douche-canoe. It was something deeper, seen only in her eyes. Something wasn’t […]